Category: The Zen of Your Family

May 21, 2016

Offensive Haiku #97

The Zen of Legal Issues — Is it illegal
To anally violate
Your wife’s dead body?

March 3, 2016

Offensive Haiku #96

Offensive Haiku #96 — Wife can’t figure out
Why steering wheel is sticky
Ten dollar hand job

June 8, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 87

Offensive Haiku # 87 — Cumfarting Ass Whores
Is the successful series
Your daughter began

May 23, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 86

Offensive Haiku #86 — Masturbating quickly
Suddenly you realize
Your son is the star

March 6, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 82

Offensive Haiku # 82 — Inside pregnant wife
You fuck your son in the ass
Does that make him gay?

September 26, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 73

Offensvie Haiku # 73 — The hot tub bubbles
Collect around her body
As it floats face down

January 10, 2014

Offensive Haiku #48

Offensive Haiku #48 — His little bitch tears
Run down his little bitch cheeks
Your Father’s a bitch

December 12, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 45

Offensive Haiku # 45 — Peeping tom sex fiend
Secretly videotapes
His daughter’s showers

September 26, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 34

Offensive Haiku # 34 — Nancy’s massive queef
Set off the autistic kids
That live down the road

September 14, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 31

Offensive Haiku #31 — The main reason why
Your father hits your mother
Is because of you.