Category: The Zen of Bodily Functions

January 31, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 51

Offensive Haiku # 51 — While you were sleeping
You were ass fucked and pissed in
Because I was bored

December 5, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 44

Offensive Haiku #44 — Toilet paper thief
Has cleaned out this bathroom stall
My brown fingers stink

September 26, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 34

Offensive Haiku # 34 — Nancy’s massive queef
Set off the autistic kids
That live down the road

September 20, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 33

Offensvie Haiku #33 — Vaginal blood fart
Sprayed into my eyes and mouth
Why does God hate me?

June 21, 2013

Offensive Haiku #14

Offensive Haiku #14 — Blender accident
Reconstructive surgery
I piss from a hole

May 2, 2013

Offensive Haiku #5

Offensive Haiku #5 — Straining at the throne
Splash! The water turns crimson
Ruptured Intestines

April 29, 2013

Offensive Haiku #4

Offensive Haiku #4 — I open my mouth
And the piss comes pouring in
Now shit on my face