October 25, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 38 TweetLying on your backSpreading the peanut butterDog gives you rim job
September 10, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 30 TweetGrade eleven girlHelps anally masturbateHer Vice Principal
August 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 25 TweetWhat your sister likes,Is to be donkey punched. Hard.Felched and then snowballed
April 26, 2013 Offensive Haiku #3 TweetThe old man fists meUnlubed bleeding asshole splitsWhy do I love crack?
April 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku #1 TweetUncle’s hairy thumbFeels good buried in my assOur little secret