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June 8, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 87

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Offensive Haiku # 87
Cumfarting Ass Whores
Is the successful series
Your daughter began
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May 23, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 86

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Masturbating quickly
Suddenly you realize
Your son is the star
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May 7, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 85

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The kids foundation
Was a beautiful cover
To find little boys
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April 17, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 84

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Sweaty shaven balls
Rub against his soft forehead
Tea bag erection

 

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April 3, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 83

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Set fire to the pound
Look at the kittens burning
In the pretty flames

 

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March 6, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 82

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Inside pregnant wife
You fuck your son in the ass
Does that make him gay?

 

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February 21, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 81

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Held against the jamb
Now slam the door on my cock
Oh God its swollen

 

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January 30, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 80

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The cock stares at you
It’s your turn in the barrel
You have to suck it

 

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January 9, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 79

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Nightly anal itch
Bedsheets covered with ass blood
Cannot stop scratching

 

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December 14, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 78

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Late night TV’s on
I slowly stroke my huge cock
To starving children

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