September 3, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 28 TweetCamel toed cock fiendsIs a good way to describeBoth your grandmothers
August 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 25 TweetWhat your sister likes,Is to be donkey punched. Hard.Felched and then snowballed
June 27, 2013 Offensive Haiku #15 TweetShe masturbates meInto her awaiting mouthYour mother swallows.
June 11, 2013 Offensive Haiku #12 TweetAfter fisting meThe old man pulls out his cockHis semen tastes bad
May 30, 2013 Offensive Haiku #10 TweetTouch Uncle’s scrotumHere’s some candy if you doOops…that’s not candy
May 26, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 9 TweetYou deserve the rapeBecause you’re a stupid whoreIt is all your fault
April 26, 2013 Offensive Haiku #3 TweetThe old man fists meUnlubed bleeding asshole splitsWhy do I love crack?
April 24, 2013 Offensive Haiku #2 TweetSucking off a goatOn a live internet showDate raped in high school
April 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku #1 TweetUncle’s hairy thumbFeels good buried in my assOur little secret