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June 19, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 88 TweetHello Officer No, there’s nothing to see here OK then, goodbye
September 26, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 73 TweetThe hot tub bubbles Collect around her body As it floats face down
August 15, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 71 TweetAroused and confusedPicked him up in a gay barNow he’s in my fridge
April 25, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 62 TweetIt wasn’t my fault Needing to feel the softness Of wearing her skin
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July 18, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 18 TweetDead body rottingI skull fuck the eye socketsMy basement play place
May 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku #8 TweetI try to clean themBut the maggots keep eatingThe tits I chopped off
May 12, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 7 TweetThe child’s bloated corpseWell hidden from stranger’s eyesI wipe off my cum