Category: The Zen of Public Spaces

October 11, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 92

Offensive Haiku #92 — Burial at sea
Corpse washed up on remote beach
Yes! Finders keepers

August 1, 2015

Offensive Haiku #90

Offensive Haiku # 90 — Mohammed did pray
Brotherhood for all mankind
Cratered Twin Towers

May 23, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 86

Offensive Haiku #86 — Masturbating quickly
Suddenly you realize
Your son is the star

May 7, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 85

Offensive Haiku #85 — The kids foundation
Was a beautiful cover
To find little boys

April 3, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 83

Offensive Haiku # 83 — Set fire to the pound
Look at the kittens burning
In the pretty flames

January 30, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 80

Offensive Haiku # 80 — The cock stares at you
It’s your turn in the barrel
You have to suck it

November 28, 2014

Offensive Haiku #77

Offensive Haiku # 77 — Brutally raped girl
on the CNN program
Describe what happened

October 23, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 75

Offensive Haiku # 75 — Gap in the stall door
I can see the old man’s eye
As I touch myself

May 23, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 66

Offensive Haiku # 66 — December, New York
Chapman shot that hippy down
That’ll shut him up

May 2, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 63

Offensive Haiku # 63 — I kill animals
I love Jesus, guns and oil
And I have great tits