Category: The Zen of Chugging Cock

March 3, 2016

Offensive Haiku #96

Offensive Haiku #96 — Wife can’t figure out
Why steering wheel is sticky
Ten dollar hand job

January 21, 2016

Offensive Haiku #95

Offensive Haiku #95 — Chugged so many loads
His stomach full of semen
It’s not a rumor

January 30, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 80

Offensive Haiku # 80 — The cock stares at you
It’s your turn in the barrel
You have to suck it

October 10, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 74

Offensive Haiku # 74 — Taken to the hut
Where the boys will become men
By sucking down jizz

June 6, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 68

Offensive Haiku # 68 — She goes down on me
The rank turkey fart escapes
She pukes on my cock

February 28, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 55

Offensive Haiku # 55 — At the hospital
The Stomach Pump was wheeled out
You sucked that much cock

February 21, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 54

Offensive Haiku # 54 — Billy went to work
With his chainsaw and his boots
Logging camp gang bang

February 14, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 53

Offensive Haiku #53 — Grade twelve girl’s pussy
Gets so wet thinking about
The janitor’s cock

September 3, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 28

Offensive Haiku #28 — Camel toed cock fiends
Is a good way to describe
Both your grandmothers

June 27, 2013

Offensive Haiku #15

Offensive Haiku #15 — She masturbates me
Into her awaiting mouth
Your mother swallows.