January 9, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 79 TweetNightly anal itch Bedsheets covered with ass blood Cannot stop scratching
September 5, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 72 TweetHome shopping addictThe hoarder’s pile collapsesRats nest in the corpse
February 7, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 52 TweetKids with Down SyndromeAre here for our amusementWhy would they exist?
January 24, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 50 TweetThe brave little guyWho needs a new set of lungsCan go fuck himself
January 17, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 49 TweetLittle cancer boyasking for a donationshut up and fuck off
October 11, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 36 TweetThe slow guy ran offTo have sex with animalsAnd then found road kill
August 31, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 27 TweetMan in the wheelchairBuys a five dollar hand jobAnd eight dollar pills
August 15, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 23 TweetSnuck into the cageBack stage Mexican sideshowSiamese twin rape