Nightly anal itch
Bedsheets covered with ass blood
Cannot stop scratching
Home shopping addict
The hoarder’s pile collapses
Rats nest in the corpse
Ethiopians
Who are all dying of AIDS
This is my problem?
Kids with Down Syndrome
Are here for our amusement
Why would they exist?
The brave little guy
Who needs a new set of lungs
Can go fuck himself
Little cancer boy
asking for a donation
shut up and fuck off
The slow guy ran off
To have sex with animals
And then found road kill
Man in the wheelchair
Buys a five dollar hand job
And eight dollar pills
Snuck into the cage
Back stage Mexican sideshow
Siamese twin rape
Progeria boy
Adopted a new pet cat
And named him Wrinkles.