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May 21, 2016

Offensive Haiku #97

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The Zen of Legal Issues
Is it illegal
To anally violate
Your wife’s dead body?
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March 3, 2016

Offensive Haiku #96

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Wife can’t figure out
Why steering wheel is sticky
Ten dollar hand job
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January 21, 2016

Offensive Haiku #95

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Chugged so many loads
His stomach full of semen
It’s not a rumor
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December 13, 2015

Offensive Haiku #94

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Out into the woods
Scout Master takes off his pants
Massive cover up
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November 13, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 93

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Offensive Haiku # 93
Eating out her ass
Give greatest rim job ever
All I taste is shit
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October 11, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 92

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Burial at sea
Corpse washed up on remote beach
Yes! Finders keepers
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September 10, 2015

Offensive Haiku #91

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Offensive Haiku # 91
Cucumber slides in
Gaping hole not satisfied
You need a greased fist
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August 1, 2015

Offensive Haiku #90

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Mohammed did pray
Brotherhood for all mankind
Cratered Twin Towers
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July 6, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 89

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Chopping up hookers
Feeding time at the pig farm
Just another day
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June 19, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 88

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Hello Officer
No, there’s nothing to see here
OK then, goodbye
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