Category: The Zen of Anal

May 21, 2016

Offensive Haiku #97

The Zen of Legal Issues — Is it illegal
To anally violate
Your wife’s dead body?

December 13, 2015

Offensive Haiku #94

Offensive Haiku #94 — Out into the woods
Scout Master takes off his pants
Massive cover up

November 13, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 93

Offensive Haiku # 93 — Eating out her ass
Give greatest rim job ever
All I taste is shit

September 10, 2015

Offensive Haiku #91

Offensive Haiku # 91 — Cucumber slides in
Gaping hole not satisfied
You need a greased fist

June 8, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 87

Offensive Haiku # 87 — Cumfarting Ass Whores
Is the successful series
Your daughter began

March 6, 2015

Offensive Haiku # 82

Offensive Haiku # 82 — Inside pregnant wife
You fuck your son in the ass
Does that make him gay?

May 30, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 67

Offensive Haiku # 67 — I entered her ass
And ruptured a hemorrhoid
She’s licking the blood

February 21, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 54

Offensive Haiku # 54 — Billy went to work
With his chainsaw and his boots
Logging camp gang bang

January 31, 2014

Offensive Haiku # 51

Offensive Haiku # 51 — While you were sleeping
You were ass fucked and pissed in
Because I was bored

November 15, 2013

Offensive Haiku # 41

The Zen of Anal Sex — Be quiet and still
While I cum deep in your ass
Then piss inside it