March 3, 2016 Offensive Haiku #96 TweetWife can’t figure out Why steering wheel is sticky Ten dollar hand job
December 13, 2015 Offensive Haiku #94 TweetOut into the woods Scout Master takes off his pants Massive cover up
November 13, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 93 TweetEating out her ass Give greatest rim job ever All I taste is shit
October 11, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 92 TweetBurial at sea Corpse washed up on remote beach Yes! Finders keepers
September 10, 2015 Offensive Haiku #91 TweetCucumber slides in Gaping hole not satisfied You need a greased fist
May 23, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 86 TweetMasturbating quickly Suddenly you realize Your son is the star
February 21, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 81 TweetHeld against the jamb Now slam the door on my cock Oh God its swollen
January 30, 2015 Offensive Haiku # 80 TweetThe cock stares at you It’s your turn in the barrel You have to suck it