April 4, 2014 Offensive Haiku #59 TweetCocksucking midgetIs fingerbanging a goatSitting in math class
March 28, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 58 TweetShe shat on my chestAnd then looked at me and saidYour cock is so small
March 21, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 57 TweetChildren in the mallLet’s go sit in Santa’s lapErect in his suit
February 21, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 54 TweetBilly went to workWith his chainsaw and his bootsLogging camp gang bang
January 31, 2014 Offensive Haiku # 51 TweetWhile you were sleepingYou were ass fucked and pissed inBecause I was bored
December 20, 2013 Offensive Haiku #46 TweetEarthquake in HaitiNecrophilia good timesBeside the rubble
December 12, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 45 TweetPeeping tom sex fiendSecretly videotapesHis daughter’s showers
November 22, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 42 TweetGirl selling cookiesWould have to seek counselingIf she knew my thoughts
November 15, 2013 Offensive Haiku # 41 TweetBe quiet and stillWhile I cum deep in your assThen piss inside it